Thursday, June 4, 2026

Cheesybay

In 2016 a Reddit user named 'throwawaywtfwila' (c) posted to Reddit: ''Question: Why would there be 30-ish Wi-Fi network seemingly emanating from under a concrete pad? Hi, for the record, this is a serious post, so please no tinfoil hack comments, etc. Recently, I lived on a semi- urban farm property for a few months, and I noticed some very unusual things that I won't get into here. What I'd like to know is what reason there might be for somewhere in the neighborhood of 25 to 30 low strength Wi-Fi networks all with exactly the same signal strength peeking at the same point location to be seemingly emanating from underneath a concrete pad which is supposed to be simply covering gravel and dirt. To clarify, I used Wi-Fi analyzer to ensure that it wasn't just a coincidental situation where lots of neighborhood networks happen to have similar signal strength due to the distances they were from their sources. I walked in concentric circles with Wi-Fi analyzer running. And the further I got from the point location on the concrete pad mentioned above, the weaker the signals became.''

OP discusses how the signals beneath the concrete slab are shifting as though trying to avoid someone finding what is hidden on the network there. He later posts pictures of him drilling into this concrete pad, among other pictures of the area. 

OP said that he had been there on this farm (in Hawaii on the island of Oahu) as part of the distillation process helping to get a distillery for local vodka up and moving on the island, which is why OP points out this one image which shows a blue bucket on the ground. The bucket, OP states and later research proves, is not typical to the vodka distillation process, which are typically metal and/or wooden, making this plastic bucket a little bit out of place. OP beleived the bucket to be being used to desolve organic matter, hence the residue in it.

'cheesybay' eBay - OP says that his boss has an eBay profile that he had told him and joked about, named ''cheesybay''. If it's true that this is OP's boss, then he is a very highly reviewed and regarded individual on eBay and the people buying his products absolutely love his work. The clientele themselves seem to have a series of strange names and the reviews they leave a hint at something more with a lot of A+++'s. The weirdest reviews were captured in 2016 before the cheesybay user made them hidden, discussing how wonderful the items being sold were and especially how wonderful what they contained was. Very strangely, a theme of children kept returning in these reviews and how the contents were so good and genuine and this wasn't just another fake. 

The eBay platform was dedicated to selling broken and faulty hard drives. Despite being in poor condition, they were still selling for hundreds of dollars. Indeed, some of these even attracted bidding wars.

OP's boss, David FlintstoneOP says he had heard stories from locals and other employees and had made discoveries. Firstly, he was told that there was a contractor who had come in and leveled the land where the previous building stood from the farm and the previous owner. This also included removing massive underground vats from the farming process. Based on old Google Earth imagery, we do know that he's not lying about there having been a farm there previously. And you can see over time it gets run down to the point there are tiles missing from the roof and the plants start overgrowing the area. So, it seems like it might have just been flatout abandoned. So, the idea of underground storage tanks is no surprise. It's possible they held water for irrigation, which is a pretty common practice. Once the big vats were removed, however, no one ever actually saw the contractors fill them back in or put something else down there. They sort of just covered up the top with a layer of concrete and then eventually a new building. And so, OP presumed that they were still there, these massive empty rooms beneath the ground. In addition to the new building placed over the former vats, other new structures were developed, some of which OP thought might have held entrances and exits to the underground area, as well as possible ventilation shafts. He then, after being prompted by curious readers, discusses an event he thought was weird at the time, but hadn't connected until recently. A user asked him if he had ever seen any tunnels. OP said, "No, not beyond anything used in the industrial process, but there was a sewage line that that ran one side of the breadth of the property. It was a county municipal sewer line. And during his 6ishmon tenure there, OP has seen that line dug up, which was typical size, too small even for someone to crawl through. And then he saw it replaced by something on the opposite side of the area close to where the vats were, supposedly a sewer line, but it was about the size of a door. It was enough for a full-grown man to easily traverse. And its location was that, like we said, within range of these vats and these old underground systems that had yet to be filled in. And since the original sewer line was kept on the property, just moved to the opposite side, OP thought this new one might have been a tunnel rather than just a sewer system. What's weird, too, is that the satellite imagery from that time does confirm the story so far. We can see from 2001 to 2014, a farm slowly decay as the roof on one of the buildings falls apart and the structures become overgrown. And then bam, late 2014 happens and someone comes in and plows most of the area and buildings. And in 2015, someone begins building a distillery. It matches exactly the same timeline from OP to the best we can ascertain. And that new owner property records confirm is OP's boss. But how do we know it's OP's boss? Well, because OP actually tells us, and thankfully because it allows us to investigate this story much further and confirm what his findings are. OP's boss's name, and this is public record covering my butt. OP's boss's name is David Flintstone. That is as far as we can tell his actual name, although I have some doubts on that, but that's neither here nor there. He also goes by David Flintstone, David Stone, and Biff Skipman. He's also a known criminal, so his info is out there, but I'm getting ahead of myself. David is a pretty bad guy, but thankfully his name stands out really anywhere as he's named after a cartoon, but especially so in Hawaii. In tracing the records for permitting and property ownership via the Hawaii government website on the matter, we can pretty quickly see some things are off. A researcher originally caught this way back in 2016. Searching through the records, he found that David Flintstone chose a man named Richard Laather to be his new electrical contractor and developing these new areas on his property. Why David did this is unknown. It was a little bit of a weird move because it made his project take longer and he had to get permission and the paperwork to go through before he could actually start development. And obviously there is something more to it otherwise we wouldn't be talking about it. Richard Lawler's name also pops up in another place on a website that leaked the list of a bunch of members of a very disturbing cult that operates on the island of Hawaii known as the Science of Identity Foundation, which is a Hindu-Buddhist yoga mixture cult. 

Science Identity FoundationThe Science Identity Foundation has managed to stay pretty much out of the limelight for the most part, but if you are a Native Hawaiian, you for sure know how to spot a member cuz they just have that vibe. The founder's name is Chris Butler, and he started the cult in the 1970s. However, he adopted the name Jagad Guru Sidhasaru Pananda. I'm not kidding. He really hasn't been seen by anyone outside of his cult followers in decades. Indeed, most to nearly all the material online about him depicts him in this weird 1980s 1990s setting. And most of the content posted across the cults platforms, which have a pretty sizable following, are merely clips from teachings he gave in the last millennium. The whole thing is super bizarre and uncanny really. And two of my favorite details is that Chris Butler believes he is the reincarnated spirit of previous Chris Butlers, so he's actually around 5,000 years old. And two is that he wrapped an entire room of his compound emphasize compound in aluminum foil in order to keep germs out. And it's an eyesore neighbors say. But most importantly, and why I bring this whole thing up in Chris Butler is because his cult has a member who did the electric work for David Flintstone's suspicious farm and possible CP manufacturing facility. That seems like a very weird connection that we can't ignore. of all people, you choose to wait weeks, maybe even months to switch contractors to a known cult member. There is something that doesn't sit right about that with me. But what else is important to know is that Chris Butler and his cult have a lust for political power. See where this might be going? I didn't either. Keeping in mind political power and the believed activities on this distillery, Chris's lust for power was very wellknown. And for a long time, he tried getting someone in the cult into politics. And lo and behold, he actually had succeeded with just that. His candidate of choice is none other than Tulsi Gabbard, Democrat politician from Hawaii. Tulsi denies this connection and having ever been a member of the cult and even denies having participated in their activities. But other members have since come out and said undoubtedly that she was. There's also a picture of Tulsi Gabbard at a cult retreat paying homage to a altar or shrine for Chris Butler, the cult's founder and leader, whom the cult worships as essentially God. 

Gabbard attended one of the cult boarding schools. She made a point of promoting Americans buying from non-chain stores, which I firmly agree with, but suggested one in particular named Down to Earth. and Down to Earth is highly speculated to be owned by the cult she grew up in. The cult members worship their leader, like I said, as though he's a deity and are completely subservient to his will. She even included a blessing in her wedding program for her second wedding from this cult leader.

Building without permit - Screenshot saved and passed down through the years of the permitting for the Cheesybay property via the Hawaii government website. It's where we learned of the contractor who's member of the cult that now controls a person in charge of all national intelligence programs. It's also where we learn of something else. And as far as I'm aware, no one has ever reported on this. So as the kids say, this is new tea. Sifting through the tabs in the Hawaii Gov permitting website, I stumbled upon a section dedicated to permit violations related to the property in question that David owns, and found that lo and behold, there are a few of them. Three of these violations are old and/or not related. But one of them is something different. It's from 2015, right around the time OP was working in the distillery there, if not just a slight bit before. And it says that the property was reported for a violation. The violation was, get this, building without a permit. David, who he speculated as being up to no good and possibly even making trouble in the neighborhood, and who OP claims had possibly even been developing underground structures, had literally been building new buildings over top his land without permit. The specific line from the file is unauthorized construction going on the site. the construction with no permanent on site. See attachment and documents tab. Funny enough, said documents are missing. There is no docs tab. But with what we have, we do know enough to ask what on earth could David have possibly been building without a permit. After all, he clearly had no problem filing them nor waiting because he did so and waited though however long a period it might have been for approval just to change his electrical contractor to a member of the Chris Butler cult. 

Jason ShitanashiAnother new thing these documents reveal is that another tenant is listed on the property in that same time frame along with David Stone, Jason Shitanashi, a Hawaiian government employee who would later be convicted of misappropriating COVID farmer relief money and taking kickbacks.

Bishop Trust - Property records reveal that the actual land owner is something named the Bishop Trust, one of the wealthiest nonprofits in the world. Its assets are well over 10 billion dollars and it was begun by Bernice Pahoui Bishop, a member of the Hawaiian royal family. The trust was substantial when it began and was primarily established to fund two schools in Hawaii, one for girls and one for boys. The Bishop family was one of the largest landowning families in all of Hawaii, and as the nation of America grew, so did the value of said lands in the trust itself. Millions turned to hundreds of millions and eventually billions. The Bishop Trust is rife with evil-doing, from double dipping in land deals to $241 million in losses reported in just 3 years, all while everyone in charge got richer. The trustees even tried to use money to invest in a company at one point. It's alos worth notng that the Bishop Trust has a roughly 10% stake in Goldman Sachs, one of the largest financial institutions on Earth that was involved in helping Epstein funnel money for his purposes.

David Flint Stone arrest in Colombia - In Medellin, Colombia, a man named David Flint Stone was arrested for paying a 15-year-old girl for s*x. He gave her 1 million Colombian pesos, equivilent to $26, for her to come to his apartment he rented where he was going to her. Colombian news reported Stone as a wealthy American real estate man from Hawaii who had sold multiple millions of property. The face is blurred tn the video of his arrest, but you can tell that it's him. David was arrested alongside someone else and the both of them would end up escaping prison together, allegedly because of a hole in the prison wall.

Facebook - David has two main social media profiles online that were connected when this all came out. The one is his Facebook, where he describes himself as the Grand Poobah, and references his job as a distiller. Poobah is a fictitious title for a secret society in the world of The Flintstones.

Biff SkipmanThe term Poobah was also used on another Facebook profile for someone named Biff Skipman. Someone hacked into David's email back in 2016 and confirmed that the emails for both accounts were each other's backup email and the Gmail application. Biff Skipman is also the pseudonym of the person behind the Cheesybay account. What is said on the Biff Skipman profile is utterly bizarre. And it reads as follows: 

''I am a small potato-shaped man with luxurious facial hair, many fine hats, and a welcoming smile. 

Raised by boll weevils in the forest until age nine. I learned to speak at 12, then didn't shut up for 5 years. At 17, I was run over by a bus while bicycling, which left me in a coma for 10 years. I was roused from my coma by the angelic voices of the Salvation Army tteracle choir and felt compelled to leave all worldly goods behind. This lasted for the rest of the week until I found out about the substantial monetary settlement from the bus company. I purchased a boat and set sail for the horizon. Certain that my luck would hold and eager to discover what fate held for me. I discovered that sailing experience is not a metaphor and crashed into the side of a barge leaving the harbor. After abandoning ship, I swam ashore, was placed in productive custody, and spent the next 11 years arguing with an imaginary roommate about the importance of flossing. Upon my court-ordered release, I started up a used cheese business, which quickly grew to immense size through shrewd acquisitions and explosive online growth. I became the largest provider of used cheese and cheese substitutes in the nation. This attracted attention from online interlopers, and it wasn't long before Cheese Bay was shut down. The victim of a costly trademark battle and judicial incompetence. Presently, I reside in Hawaii collecting recyclables and tending my candy wrapper garden. 

FAVORITE QUOTES

That's going to leave a bruise.''

Emails - Hacked emails from Stone's account:

Anita Lord''Hi, David. I have been given your details by Richard Windsor (Lisa P. Jackson) in the hope that you would be able to supply us with a reference for him. Please could you complete and return to me as soon as possible 

Many thanks

Anita'' 

David Stone: ''Oh my goodness. I hope you found a sleep partner by now. If not, you must be exhausted. If you're going to need another sleep partner anytime soon, please write back. I have attached a photo, though it is not quite up to date. I can send a more recent one if you like. By the way, are you giving the back rub? 

Dave''

Notice the Mr. potato head image is attached to these emails. The same thing appears on David's personal website, consisting only of a search bar and a picture of Mr. Potato Head. Mr. Potato head shows up on the Biff Skipman profile as well.

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Lord - The first email is written to someone bearing a name related to the Booker Sasha Lord at Comet Ping Pong.

Richard Windsor - It came out back in the 2016 Clinton email leak that the name Richard Windsor was a pseudonym for Lisa P. Jackson, former Administrator of the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency, who was deep in the White House in DC circles working with Clinton and other politicians.

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Cheesybay

In 2016 a Reddit user named 'throwawaywtfwila' (c) posted to Reddit: ''Question: Why would there be 30-ish Wi-Fi network see...