Thursday, June 4, 2026

Cheesybay

The wifi network & concrete slabIn 2016 a Reddit user named 'throwawaywtfwila' (OP) posted to Reddit: ''Question: Why would there be 30-ish Wi-Fi network seemingly emanating from under a concrete pad? Hi, for the record, this is a serious post, so please no tinfoil hack comments, etc. Recently, I lived on a semi- urban farm property for a few months, and I noticed some very unusual things that I won't get into here. What I'd like to know is what reason there might be for somewhere in the neighborhood of 25 to 30 low strength Wi-Fi networks all with exactly the same signal strength peeking at the same point location to be seemingly emanating from underneath a concrete pad which is supposed to be simply covering gravel and dirt. To clarify, I used Wi-Fi analyzer to ensure that it wasn't just a coincidental situation where lots of neighborhood networks happen to have similar signal strength due to the distances they were from their sources. I walked in concentric circles with Wi-Fi analyzer running. And the further I got from the point location on the concrete pad mentioned above, the weaker the signals became.''

OP discusses how the signals beneath the concrete slab are shifting as though trying to avoid someone finding what is hidden on the network there. He later posts pictures of him drilling into this concrete pad, among other pictures of the area. 

OP said that he had been there on this farm (in Hawaii on the island of Oahu) as part of the distillation process helping to get a distillery for local vodka up and moving on the island, which is why OP points out this one image which shows a blue bucket on the ground. The bucket, OP states and later research proves, is not typical to the vodka distillation process, which are typically metal and/or wooden, making this plastic bucket a little bit out of place. OP beleived the bucket to be being used to desolve organic matter, hence the residue in it.

'cheesybay' eBay - OP says that his boss has an eBay profile that he had told him and joked about, named ''cheesybay''. If it's true that this is OP's boss, then he is a very highly reviewed and regarded individual on eBay and the people buying his products absolutely love his work. The clientele themselves seem to have a series of strange names and the reviews they leave a hint at something more with a lot of A+++'s. The weirdest reviews were captured in 2016 before the cheesybay user made them hidden, discussing how wonderful the items being sold were and especially how wonderful what they contained was. Very strangely, a theme of children kept returning in these reviews and how the contents were so good and genuine and this wasn't just another fake. 

The eBay platform was dedicated to selling broken and faulty hard drives. Despite being in poor condition, they were still selling for hundreds of dollars. Indeed, some of these even attracted bidding wars.

TunnelOP says he had heard stories from locals and other employees and had made discoveries. Firstly, he was told that there was a contractor who had come in and leveled the land where the previous building stood from the farm and the previous owner. This also included removing massive underground vats from the farming process. Based on old Google Earth imagery, we do know that he's not lying about there having been a farm there previously. And you can see over time it gets run down to the point there are tiles missing from the roof and the plants start overgrowing the area. So, it seems like it might have just been flatout abandoned. So, the idea of underground storage tanks is no surprise. It's possible they held water for irrigation, which is a pretty common practice. Once the big vats were removed, however, no one ever actually saw the contractors fill them back in or put something else down there. They sort of just covered up the top with a layer of concrete and then eventually a new building. And so, OP presumed these massive empty rooms beneath the ground weere still there. 

A user asked him if he had ever seen any tunnels. OP said that there was a sewage line that ran one side of the breadth of the property, a county municipal sewer line which had been dug up, too small even for someone to crawl through. And then he saw it replaced by something on the opposite side of the area close to where the vats were, supposedly a sewer line, but it was about the size of a door, enough for a full-grown man to easily traverse within range of the area of the vats which hadnt been filled in. Since the original sewer line was kept on the property, just moved to the opposite side, OP thought this new one might have been a tunnel.

David Flint Stone - OP's boss's name is 'David Flintstone'. (later Flint Stone)

Building without permit - There is a screenshot of the permitting for the property via the Hawaii government website. Sifting through the tabs in the Hawaii Gov permitting website, there is a section dedicated to permit violations related to the property in question that David owns. Three of these violations are old and/or not related, but one of them is from 2015, right around the time OP was working in the distillery there. It says that the property was reported for building without a permit.

Jason ShitanashiAnother new thing these documents reveal is that another tenant is listed on the property in that same time frame along with David Stone, Jason Shitanashi, a Hawaiian government employee who would later be convicted of misappropriating COVID farmer relief money and taking kickbacks.

Bishop Trust - Property records reveal that the actual land owner is something named the Bishop Trust, one of the wealthiest nonprofits in the world. Its assets are well over 10 billion dollars and it was begun by Bernice Pahoui Bishop, a member of the Hawaiian royal family. The trust was substantial when it began and was primarily established to fund two schools in Hawaii, one for girls and one for boys. The Bishop family was one of the largest landowning families in all of Hawaii, and as the nation of America grew, so did the value of said lands in the trust itself. Millions turned to hundreds of millions and eventually billions. The Bishop Trust is rife with evil-doing, from double dipping in land deals to $241 million in losses reported in just 3 years, all while everyone in charge got richer. The trustees even tried to use money to invest in a company at one point. It's alos worth notng that the Bishop Trust has a roughly 10% stake in Goldman Sachs, one of the largest financial institutions on Earth that was involved in helping Epstein funnel money for his purposes.

David Flint Stone arrest in Colombia - In Medellín, Colombia, a man named David Flint Stone was arrested for paying a 15-year-old girl for s*x. He gave her 1 million Colombian pesos, equivilent to $26, for her to come to his apartment he rented where he was going to her. Colombian news reported Stone as a wealthy American real estate man from Hawaii who had sold multiple millions of property. The face is blurred tn the video of his arrest, but you can tell that it's him. David was arrested alongside someone else and the both of them would end up escaping prison together, allegedly because of a hole in the prison wall.

Facebook - David has two main social media profiles online that were connected when this all came out. The one is his Facebook, where he describes himself as the Grand Poobah, and references his job as a distiller. Poobah is a fictitious title for a secret society in the world of The Flintstones.

Biff SkipmanThe term Poobah was also used on another Facebook profile for someone named Biff Skipman. Someone hacked into David's email back in 2016 and confirmed that the emails for both accounts were each other's backup email and the Gmail application. Biff Skipman is also the pseudonym of the person behind the Cheesybay account. What is said on the Biff Skipman profile is utterly bizarre. And it reads as follows: 

''I am a small potato-shaped man with luxurious facial hair, many fine hats, and a welcoming smile. 

Raised by boll weevils in the forest until age nine. I learned to speak at 12, then didn't shut up for 5 years. At 17, I was run over by a bus while bicycling, which left me in a coma for 10 years. I was roused from my coma by the angelic voices of the Salvation Army tteracle choir and felt compelled to leave all worldly goods behind. This lasted for the rest of the week until I found out about the substantial monetary settlement from the bus company. I purchased a boat and set sail for the horizon. Certain that my luck would hold and eager to discover what fate held for me. I discovered that sailing experience is not a metaphor and crashed into the side of a barge leaving the harbor. After abandoning ship, I swam ashore, was placed in productive custody, and spent the next 11 years arguing with an imaginary roommate about the importance of flossing. Upon my court-ordered release, I started up a used cheese business, which quickly grew to immense size through shrewd acquisitions and explosive online growth. I became the largest provider of used cheese and cheese substitutes in the nation. This attracted attention from online interlopers, and it wasn't long before Cheese Bay was shut down. The victim of a costly trademark battle and judicial incompetence. Presently, I reside in Hawaii collecting recyclables and tending my candy wrapper garden. 

FAVORITE QUOTES

That's going to leave a bruise.''

Emails - Hacked emails from Stone's account:

Anita Lord''Hi, David. I have been given your details by Richard Windsor (Lisa P. Jackson) in the hope that you would be able to supply us with a reference for him. Please could you complete and return to me as soon as possible 

Many thanks

Anita'' 

David Stone: ''Oh my goodness. I hope you found a sleep partner by now. If not, you must be exhausted. If you're going to need another sleep partner anytime soon, please write back. I have attached a photo, though it is not quite up to date. I can send a more recent one if you like. By the way, are you giving the back rub? 

Dave''

Notice the Mr. potato head image is attached to these emails. The same thing appears on David's personal website, consisting only of a search bar and a picture of Mr. Potato Head. Mr. Potato head shows up on the Biff Skipman profile as well.

Pizzagate link

Lord - The first email is written to someone bearing a name related to the booker Sasha Lord at Comet Ping Pong.

Richard Windsor - It came out back in the 2016 Clinton email leak that the name Richard Windsor was a pseudonym for Lisa P. Jackson, former Administrator of the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency, who was deep in the White House in DC circles working with Clinton and other politicians.

Hot dog stand - Wikileaks email from Todd Stern, Democratic donor tied with the Clintons to John Podesta: ''Man, I miss you. The next 3 months are going to be rougher internally than in Beijing between 7th and 1600. No fun. Hope you're doing okay. I'm dreaming about your hot dog stand in Hawaii...''

Possible cult link

Science Identity Foundation - In tracing the records for permitting and property ownership via the Hawaii government website, a researcher found that David Flintstone chose a man named Richard Lowther to be his new electrical contractor in developing these new areas on his property. This is a weird move because it made the project take longer and he had to get permission and the paperwork to go through before he could actually start development. Richard Lowther's name also pops up on a website that leaked the list of a bunch of members of a Hindu-Buddhist yoga mixture cult in Hawaii known as the Science of Identity Foundation. Starting in the 70s the cult's founder, Chris Butler, adopting the name Jagad Guru Sidhasaru Pananda. Butler believed he was the reincarnated spirit of previous Chris Butlers, making him around 5,000 years old; he also wrapped an entire room of his compound in aluminum foil in order to keep germs out. 

For a long time, Chris Butler tried getting someone in the cult into politics, which he eventually succeeded in doing. His candidate of choice is none other than Tulsi Gabbard. Tulsi denies any connection to the cult, but other members have since come out and said undoubtedly that she was a part of it. There's even a picture of her at a retreat paying homage to a shrine of Chris Butler. 

Gabbard attended one of the cult's boarding schools. She made a point of promoting Americans buying from non-chain stores, suggesting one in particular named Down to Earth, highly speculated to be owned by the cult. She even included a blessing in her second wedding from this cult leader.

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By: Coop

Raped by: Otto Heckel

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